[Filtered to Slytherin, addressed to the team]

Listen. Georgia, Eridan, the two of you especially, you're both embarrassments. I do not care if you hate each other, I do not care about your heritage, I care about winning the Quidditch Cup. So I except you to keep yourselves together. After the weekend, do as you please, but you will behave as ( Read more... )

Hello, Hogwarts! Some rotten snake's told me that there's mischief afoot, and so, I thought that it it would be a lovely time for a new game.

It's called,

Which Hogwarts Professor is Sleeping With Students?And it's simple, really, all you have to do is take a guess. The winner gets ten galleons right out of my pocket, and if they so desire, they ( Read more... )

It has been brought to my attention that the counselors don't appear to be doing a single thing about this.

I mean, they're looking. But all I've found is a snapped twig, and it's still more than their combined efforts have managed to scrounge up! One of those witless apes wrote me a song about salami as a consolation. I was not consoled ( Read more... )

JULES!

Where did you scurry off to, you lying, stupid, interfering imbecile?

We need to talk. It would be in your best interest if we did so in public. Because I haven't yet decided if you deserve a hex, or a thank you.

I for one am eager to finish my exams and get out of here. I miss Monaco. And my father. He hasn't written in a while, I imagine things are busy with the Death Eaters out and about. The moment I get back, I'm going to find him.

And dear Lord, Alfred, if you were any dumber, you would forget to breathe and die. I am embarrassed for you.

((ooc: The ( Read more... )